Potato Man and His Pet
Posted By FarmerJ on September 5, 2009
Meet Mr. Kennebec. He resided in Plot 5, Row 3 in the exclusive Rectangle Garden Estates. He was a good tuber tenant, even if he did prefer to keep his space dark and cool ~ rather introverted and submerged subdued, you might say.
Mr. Kennebec had two small twin children, but they were not photographed in the making of this blog entry due to laws protecting minors.
Even though the Tuber’s Tenant’s Lease strictly forbid pets, we learned during a random inspection of the grounds that Mr. Kennebec indeed had a pet. A pet…T Rex? A pet…squirrel? A pet, regardless, which was cause for immediate eviction from Rectangle Garden Estates.
We are a kind people, and it is not our desire to make our russets residents without shelter. But, when rules are broken, there are consequences. The breaking of the No Pet Ordinance, unfortunately, calls for the harshest of consequences.
A good scrubbing, peeling and dicing. Mr. Kennebec and his pet made a great addition to our Beef Stew!
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Too funny! Awww, have a heart! Everyone loves a pet…even one that looks as goofy as Mr. Potato Man’s. LOL!
I know, I know! I really am a pet lover myself ~ really!
I’m not sure why this goofy story even went through my mind. Scary. But, I just had to get it out lest I risk brain rot. Heehee!
You are so funny!!
Gill
Heehee! A little twisted comedy relief at best, Gill. Thanks for visiting!